WACKEN: 30 JULY - 4 AUGUST 2012

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A review of the trip can be found in three parts: the first, the second and the third.

MONDAY-TUESDAY 30-31.07.2012
Bang, hammer, saw, drill, inflate. And it's all coming down again in a few days...
Is this where Hell's Kettles might be found?
"Ja, Ellen, vould you like some of my cocktail vot I haf made in ze vatermelon?"
I think I'll pass...
On a second trip back from the car, here's more campsite madness...
...there's even an unofficial working chip stall, or something like that, inside...
Who needs a caravan when you can have this?
Oh no... I can't get away from the internet, even here...!
The new entrance to the Head Office: recycled from last year's VIP area
Willi Schäl, 1920-2012: we will never forget!

WEDNESDAY 01.08.2012
Breakfast time for Volker
Julian's beer can sword
"So how you live comes to you in Hell!" Yeah, right. Is there someone who looks after you?
Manowar, Manowar, selling barbecues in Netto. When they're in town, vegetables explode!
We thought this was a missed opportunity; surely it should have been a bouncy castle?
More fun with Volker's head
Ravenblood
Gothic (1)
Gothic (2)
Gothic (3)
Preparing for a show in the Wackinger Village...
"DANGER CAN!"
The internet strikes again...
...and now, Volker finds himself with his hands taped to whatever he happened to be drinking from that huge flagon. It wasn't water, and it wasn't beer...
The all-new Bullhead City Circus
"I must sell 130 newspapers for a Wacken ticket!" Good luck, mate...
Gone Postal (1)
Gone Postal (2)
Gone Postal (3)
Roll around in the mud, splat yourself on the walls, instant art, better than Tracy Emin. Where's our Turner Prize?
Hamferđ (1)
Hamferđ (2)
Rain Shatter (1)
Rain Shatter (2)
Zygnema (1)
Zygnema (2)
I did not even dare to ask what was going on here...
The Germans... burning things
Disquiet (1)
Disquiet (1)
Disquiet (2)
Corpse Garden (1)
Corpse Garden (1)
Corpse Garden (2)
Corpse Garden (3)
Corpse Garden (4)
Warpath (1)
Warpath (2)

THURSDAY 02.08.2012
The campsite was getting hard to navigate... but this helped!
2012's beer mugs, arranged on the parcel shelf
The annual gathering of the Conspiracy Nuts' Society...
Epic Pavillon (sic) Of Doom, at the corner of campsite A
The Swiss Metal-Bibel barbecue
Faanefjell (1): woolly jumper on display
Faanefjell (2)
Faanefjell (3)
Faanefjell (4)
While it was far from the worst it would get, the cow in the beer garden needing wellies was not a good sign of things to come...
Sweden's Camp Dragonsteed were camped at the bottom of the hill, right near a ditch and the chemical toilets. Guess what would happen to them...
Winterstorm
Winterstorm
Amaranthe (1)
Amaranthe (2)
Hammercult (1)
Hammercult (2)
Hammercult (3)
Someone, somewhere, thought this was a good idea for a paint job...
...but Garfield's thumb is pointing the wrong way.
Honestly, Volker, you bring it on yourself...
Swedish Style! Camp Dragonsteed beat their meat!
Taking the can dog for a walk...?
Channel Zero (1)
Channel Zero (2)
Saxon (1): reminding us who's playing the drums
Saxon (2)
Saxon (3): a bit blurred, but I was a long way off
Saxon (4)

FRIDAY 03.08.2012
Sacred Reich (1)
Sacred Reich (2)
Sacred Reich (3)
Sacred Reich (4)
Sanctuary (1)
Sanctuary (2)
Sanctuary (3)
Sanctuary (4)
Sanctuary (5)
Sanctuary (6)
Our reasonable luck with the weather runs right out!
...but am I disappointed? No.
The Spanish camp next to us weren't there to hold down their gazebo...
...neither were this lot!
The Great Lake of Wacken, or at least, one of them...
Graveyard (1)
Graveyard (2)
Graveyard (3)
Another Great Lake of Wacken, this time inside the Party Stage area...
Another Great Lake of Wacken, this time inside the Party Stage area...
Coroner (1)
Coroner (2)
Coroner's muddiest fans
More mud madness
Hey, let's sit down in the ankle-deep lake!
This lake, in front of the Black Stage, was almost knee-deep in places. Too much for the woodchips and the straw... far too much!
Dimmu Borgir (1)
Dimmu Borgir (2)
Dimmu Borgir (3)
The eerie pattern cast over Bullhead City at night...
Aura Noir (1)
Aura Noir (2)
Aura Noir (3)
Aura Noir (4)
Athonite (1)
Athonite (2)
Athonite (3)
Athonite (4)
Athonite (5)
Ghost Brigade (1)
Ghost Brigade (2)
Ghost Brigade (3)
The deserted Bullhead City stages, late at night, the ground destroyed from three days of muddy boots stomping all over it... and there's still another day to go!

SATURDAY 04.08.2012
Agro (1)
Agro (2)
Agro (3)
Agro (4)
Henry Rollins (1)
Henry Rollins (2)
Paradise Lost (1)
Paradise Lost (2)
Paradise Lost (3)
Mud Avenue: the new address of the Metal-Markt
Testament (1)
Testament (2)
Testament (3)
Testament (4)
Testament (5)
Testament (6): the "Free Randy" banner worked!
By this time, it was almost possible to float away on the sea of mud...
Ingrimm (1)
Ingrimm (2)
Ingrimm (3)
Ingrimm (4)
A memorial for the grass...
Campsite P is now one tent lighter...
Dio Disciples (1)
Dio Disciples (2)
Dio Disciples (3)
Dio Disciples (4)
Dio Disciples (5)
Winterfylleth (1)
Winterfylleth (2): Mark making more strange faces onstage again
Winterfylleth (3)
Winterfylleth (4)
Winterfylleth (5)
Winterfylleth (6)
The aftermath: the grass grave gets some extra additions