THE ISLE OF MAN
4 – 8 JULY 2013

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I'm still working on the review of the trip - it's as un-concise as the one for Iceland, and the picture links took up so much text space I've had to host them all here instead.

REVIEW LINKS: Day OneDay TwoDay ThreeDay FourDay Five

04.07.2013 – DAY ONE: PRELIMINARIES
Breakfast is served!
Paul Soares Jr. warned us about the spy chickens. He was right.
Manx funny money

04.07.2013 – DAY ONE: DOUGLAS
The Tynwald building
Manx on display at the government offices
A Triskelion lamp post

04.07.2013 – DAY ONE: THE MANX MUSEUM
The Manx Museum - outside
Remind me, which island are we on again?
Vintage 1920s racing motorbikes, and one from half a century later
"One declares this museum... open!" Notice also that the Queen is still the Lord of Mann...
William Hoggett's painting of Castle Rushen, which I'll get to later
Illiam Dhone, who I'll also get to later
"The jealousy and revenge of Semiramis, the Greek Captive" - sculptor unknown here
Sandstone carvings, limestone fossils
Minerals found round the island
The Great Deer, or Irish Elk as it's sometimes known
Stone Age hunter-gatherers: their tools and pottery
More pots and tools from the Ronaldsway house
Iron Age axes, swords and other paraphernalia
A Celtic grave stone, though not carved in Ogham
Models of the Celtic promontory fort and round house
This Celtic grave stone is carved in Ogham
Thomas Väänänen (or is it?) and his horse welcome us to the Viking section
Viking-era iron hasn't survived as well as its Celtic equivalent...
"Now forge me a sword-blade so sharp and so bright, that stone and cold iron asunder it will bite" - Sigurd the Dragonslayer, a thousand and a bit years ago
The longboats are coming!
The hoards of silver from Glenfaba, Kirk Michael and Ballaquayle
A face from the past comes back to haunt us
The stern Viking woman - you'll not be having your evil way with her tonight...
King Magnus' grave stone
The Maughold cross: even the advance of the Whitechrist couldn't stop the continued display of the Triskelion
Bishop Thomas Wilson's cabinet; really, no picture I could take, with all those reflections, could have done it justice...
Work the fields, shave the sheep, drink beer... that's life in medieval Mann
Civil War armaments
L-R: James Stanley, 7th Earl of Derby and Lord of Mann; William Christian, a.k.a. Illiam Dhone; Bishop Thomas Wilson
Presumably this sign was once at the Fairy Bridge...
"Greetings, brothers, we bring you balms and tinctures!"
Éamon de Valera's present to the Manx people; what he did in 1947 effectively ensures the description can be written in both English and Manx.
There is remembrance at Ned of the time the Taoiseach came to visit: this exhibit is one of the results.
The Manx language exhibit; small, but useful
Bunscoill Ghealgagh doesn't have desks like this; there's too much English in there!
Life in t'old days was hard. You could make a living as a farm labourer...
...or go fishing...
...or work down t'pit. Notice the famous Great Laxey Wheel jug - it's a replica of the original, mind...
Failing that... emigrate. But where to? The United States? Canada? South Africa?
These Steam Packet boats only run half way over the Irish Sea, though...
Victorian tourism changed Douglas, and the horse trams still run to this day...
It wouldn't be the Manx Museum without a section on the TT races!
Legendary racing bikes, as ridden by Mike Hailwood (#8) and Joey Dunlop (#3)
Historic Manx coins - more historic than what I'm collecting
The famous sei whale skeleton
The equally famous Manx native animals
More less specific wildlife
Badger, badger, badger, badger...
Houses and their extra "residents" changed dramatically in 1940
A celebration of T.E. Brown, and William Hoggett's stained glass window to illustrate his work
A complete (indoor) reconstruction of a Manx farmhouse
Manannán's Cloak - though I couldn't see him wearing it...
Arthur Caley, the Manx giant (1824-1889 and 7'11", allegedly)
Proper drinking paraphernalia
Reconstructions of the General Stores, a farmer's barn and a fisherman's hut
A loom for weaving Irish-style plaid, or so it looks...

04.07.2013 – DAY ONE: MORE OF DOUGLAS
Yn Arreyder, "the Watcher", the modern sculpture outside the Manx Museum
A bridge back to civilisation
Manx flags fly over the promenade
Douglas' War memorial
The famous horse trams in action
The Manx Electric Railway, Hollywood style - as another train leaves
The Terminus Tavern, an ale house of great reputation
Having a ride on the horse tram
MONEY SHOT: the Tower of Refuge in Douglas Bay, as seen on the 2004-13 5p coin

04.07.2013 – DAY ONE: IN THE PUB
A TT grandstand where Ballacottier Road meets the A18
A fine pint, definitely...
...and a fine ale house to serve it in!

05.07.2013 – DAY TWO: TYNWALD DAY AT ST. JOHN'S
Rural Manx scenery just outside the village
Bushy's promotional 2CV - much slower than a TT racing bike!
Traditional Manx dances on the ceremonial field
Tynwald Hill, set up for the ceremony
More dancing in the stalls

05.07.2013 – DAY TWO: THE TYNWALD DAY CEREMONY
The Royal Marines' Guard of Honour and brass band await the arrival of the Lieutenant Governor
A better shot of the band and the Guard of Honour
The path to St. John's chapel
The Lieutenant Governor arrives
The band guard the path, strewn with reeds - a surviving pagan tradition
The Guard of Honour and the Standard Bearers are assembled
Everyone who needs to be assembled on Tynwald Hill is now in place...
...the Members of the House of Keys, the Legislative Council, the Deemsters, various god-botherers, police bigwigs, judges, Yn Lhaihder, even the top brass' families, they're all there
The First Deemster, David Doyle, reads the new laws in English. Fisheries Act 2012, which re-enacts with amendments and further provisions Acts connected with inland and sea fisheries.
The Second Deemster, Andrew Corlett, reads the same new laws again in Manx, given that he's fluent in the language. Slattys Eeastagh 2012, ta cheet harrish as lhiasaghey ny Slattyssyn bentyn rish eeastagh cheerey as eeastagh marrey as ta jannoo kiarailyn noa.
The news laws read out, it's time for Tynwald Hill to empty again...
President of Tynwald, Clare Christian, leaves the hill...
Swordbearer Bernadette McCabe holds up the ceremonial sword in front of Adam Wood, the Lieutenant Governor, and Mrs Wood
'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's all this then, and once again in Manx

05.07.2013 – DAY TWO: THE AFTERNOON EVENTS
Viking swordsmanship outside the Manx tent
Looking down the river of reeds at Tynwald Hill
MONEY SHOT 1: Looking down the river of reeds at St. John's Chapel, seen on the right of the 2004-13 £1 coin
Juggling with burning clubs to entertain the local kids
The St. John's War memorial, which wasn't visible from the grandstand
The Tynwald Exhibition had (unfortunately) been temporarily taken down - although we wouldn't need it today anyway...
Help yourself to bollan bane, the lucky Manx herb
The Royal Marines demonstrate hand-to-hand combat
Everything you ever needed to know about Tynwald Hill
MONEY SHOT 2: Tynwald Hill now stripped of its ceremonial tent, seen on the left of the 2004-13 £1 coin
The World Manx Association's banner - in Manx tartan, of course
Eight-year-old Fergus Cain from Bunscoill Ghaelgagh (just across the road) wrote about Minecraft... in Manx!
Yn Chruinnacht - join them if you're interested in any Celtic culture, languages included
The fairground stalls: featuring Manx culture and music, charities, games for the kids, god-botherers, and competing ice cream vans
St. John's Millennium Stone - other Manx settlements are mentioned on the platform below
The plaques in front of the reed-strewn path honouring famous Manx people
The Isle of Man Wind Orchestra provide mid-afternoon entertainment
Proudly wearing his Manx tartan kilt

05.07.2013 – DAY TWO: IN SEARCH OF MONEY SHOTS AND ANCIENT LEGENDS
Me? Pleased to see a church? St. Sanctain's, in Santon parish, is home to...
MONEY SHOT: Santon War Memorial, as seen on the 2004-13 1p coin
Almost another MONEY SHOT: in search of the "Ancient Keeills of Mann" 2000-03 1p coin I found St. Trinian's chapel, just outside Crosby. The windows aren't the same, though, and eventually I found out the keeill I really wanted was St. Michael's chapel, on St. Michael's Isle, just north of Langness. Still, this one is full of myths and legends...
...does anyone see the Buggane of St. Trinian's yet?
Was this the hole that the Buggane's hand reached through?
The chapel's ancient runestone survives today
No Bugganes are at home at the moment

05.07.2013 – DAY TWO: BACK AT ST. JOHN'S
Tynwald Hill at sunset
A temporary pub was set up in this café, as the Tynwald Hill Inn was closed for refurbishment
"All together in the Floral Dance!"
Not from Scotland: the Ellan Vannin Pipes and Drums, all wearing Manx tartan
The Play People prepare to entertain us with fire. Lots of fire.
Whirl it, throw it, "accidentally" set your mate on fire...
The girls get their chance...
...Turkish style!
"I've never done this before and I'm probably going to screw it up..."
Skipping and limbo... with fire. All in a day's work...
Her name is Lauren. And she was terrified.
A huge, fiery finale!

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: AROUND PEEL
The ruins of a church, which is too late to have been the work of the Vikings...
Bilingual street signs: some in English first, some in Manx first
The statue of Fenella, and the (artificially created) beach she watches over
The town and the main beach, from the castle mount

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: PEEL CASTLE
An attempted panorama of Peel Castle (and I think it's worked!)
Cannons poking defensively through the wall
Adverts for what was more of a school sports day than the real thing...
A seal seen swimming round the castle rock
Are you scared of the Moddey Dhoo?
The gatehouse, front and back - and the cannons seen from outside
St. German's Cathedral, west and east
Another view of Peel - from inside the castle walls
The grim, dark crypt
The prisoners' exercise yard (where the air raid sirens went off...)
Living quarters behind the cathedral courtyard - the Lords of Mann once lived here, plus others of high status
The dining hall
The Celtic and Viking burial mound - where the Pagan Lady and her necklace were found
Inside the cathedral
Bishop Samuel Rutter's tomb
MONEY SHOT: St. German's Cathedral, as seen on the 2000-03 10p coin
A flanking tower, turned into the khazi
The half-moon battery
Looking up the hill: the armoury, St. Patrick's church, the Great Hall and the Round Tower
The armoury
St. Patrick's church, not St. Patrick's chapel
The Great Hall
The 10th Century Round Tower, seen from the east. And in the other direction...
MONEY SHOT: The Round Tower, as seen on the 2004-13 £2 coin
The flanking tower extended into the kitchen
First it was used as an archery range, then similarly for muskets, then... as a bowling green
Looking over the wall... to some people jumping off the rocks into the sea
Warwick Tower, once home to the Earl of Warwick... not that he wanted it to be
Inside Warwick Tower
Once a gun battery, now pointing at the extension to Peel's West Quay
The guard house - it looks like brick, but it isn't, it's still Peel red sandstone
The "new" battery, built in the late 18th Century and the most recent addition to the castle
Some final views of the castle grounds

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: MORE OF PEEL
A look down Peel Harbour and the River Neb; swing bridge both closed and open
Peel's maritime memorial, include a useful barometer and an inscription in Manx
Manx cider: it exists!
My presence at the Creek Inn, a favourite with the Manx branch of CAMRA. Note one beer from Bushy's and four from Okell's.
Moore's smokehouse - what is it they sell again?
A look inside the smokehouse
Moore's finest wares - ideal for breakfast the next day!

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: THE HOUSE OF MANANNÁN
The House of Manannán's entrance; what's with the statues pulling something, anyway? We will find out...
TT-related newspaper articles at the entrance tell us what the museum will cover later
"I am Manannán. I will be your guide... as I was at Peel Castle."
The museum uses models and waxworks to tell the story of the Isle of Man from ancient Celtic times to the present
This Celtic warrior sleeps with his sword
Scenes from the Celtic roundhouse display
The full scene: storytelling in ancient Celtic times
Manannán watches over whoever would sail in this coracle
Christianity arrives, and suddenly the Celts don't half look miserable. Coincidence?
Vikings to the rescue! This is the entrance to their longhouse
Viking-era weaving, cooking, and Ceiling Cat watching you... oh, wait, no, he's just fixing the roof
The Viking longhouse: a scene from the life of Thorwald and Mairéad, the once-unwilling couple now happily married with kids but still trying to resolve their clash of cultures
Thorwald's brother and Mairéad's sister made a happy couple too
Fish and meat in the rafters for preservation
A short film about the island's crosses. Guess who's come back for second helpings...
The Norse Kingdom of Mann and the Isles - stretching to the Outer Hebrides
MONEY SHOT: This waxwork of a monk writing with a quill is about as close as we're going to get to that depicted on the 2000-03 20p coin, nominally linked to Rushen Abbey
A replica of the Chronicles of Mann; the real one is in the British Library
The House of Manannán's pride and joy; the replica Viking ship Odin's Raven, which sailed from Trondheim to Peel in 1979 to celebrate the thousandth anniversary of Tynwald
The aft of Odin's Raven, complete with waxworks of those who might have sailed on the Gokstad ship, which this one was based on
Weapons, clothes and treasures loaded onto the ship
For those wondering what the bronze statues at the front of the museum were pulling on - here's your answer
"Odin's Raven", or rather "Uþins Rafn", in short-twig Younger Futhark (which is missing a proper E and O...)
Looking out to the bronze statues and the streets of Peel
Proof that they made it intact!
Proudly displaying the flags of the two nations that took part in this ambitious, and successful, celebration
Manx maritime history starts with a general store for the local fishermen
Starboard, port and masthead lamps - paraffin powered, presumably
More bottles, flagons, lanterns... and a grinding wheel
Tales of fishing, fretting about your son returning from fishing, and making sails for the boats, are all here
And we need tools to build the boats, obviously
"And you will cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with..."
Hard to starboard, first!
Fishing encounters, involving the Peel lifeboat service
Naval encounters, involving the Mutiny on the Bounty, the evacuation of Dunkirk, and Manannán... or is it Captain Bird's Eye?
Moore's kipper smokehouse - I've seen the real thing!
If only they were real...
The Isle of Man Steam Packet Company's ill-fated Ellan Vannin, sunk in 1909
The Ellan Vannin's life ring, unfortunately futile on that fateful day
Other former Steam Packet boats: the third incarnations of the Ben-My-Chree and King Orry, and the first Lady of Mann
Pre-war holiday merriment; some mad Austrian would soon shatter that
The company even branded their own crockery
No, not the parliament - Tynwald was another former Steam Packet boat
Navigating a steam ship is much harder than it looks!

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: TRADITIONAL MANX DINNER
Battered Manx queenies on Fenella beach, surrounded by scallop shells? Don't mind if I do...
Fenella beach itself: small and less crowded than it was earlier
"Heritage beer" in the Creek Inn's cabinets
Dinner at the Creek: Loaghtan lamb steak!

06.07.2013 – DAY THREE: LATE AFTERNOON AND EVENING
The river in Glen Mooar leading to Spooyt Vane
Spooyt Vane itself: three different angles for the White Spout
In the jungle... just outside Kirk Michael
Bradda in the foreground, Port Erin in the background, Port St. Mary in the distance
Approaching Milner's Tower from Braddan, and a closer view; the Calf of Man is in the background
MONEY SHOT: Milner's Tower, as seen on the 2004-13 50p coin
Port Erin again, without the obstruction of Bradda
The Calf of Man; Chicken Rock is directly behind it
Up Milner's Tower: someone's been here before me
The tower gave a limited view...
The top of Milner's Tower
An unidentified defensive structure on Bradda Head
Also on Bradda Head, a remote, ruined house
Powerful refreshment after a long day
The Manx Arms in Onchan, at closing time...

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: THE LAXEY WHEEL AND MINES
Now that's what I call breakfast: Moore's traditionally smoked Manx kippers
The "salmon river" that Laxey's name derives from
Where the Great Laxey Mines railway starts - closed because it was Sunday...
The Lady Evelyn, the 50' wheel that once pumped the Snaefell mine dry - now restored and rehoused in Laxey
The Manx Electric Railway passes the main road
The first sight of the Great Laxey Wheel, a.k.a. the Lady Isabella, in the distance
72½ feet of Laxey's most famous landmark, in all its glory - with the prominent Triskelion, obviously
More of the wheel, which was restored in 2004 with 150 years on the clock
I wasn't going to miss this photo opportunity
Looking down Glen Mooar, along the shaft that was once attached to an enormous pump at the far end
The best shots I could get of the actual cranking mechanism
Don't get your hands trapped in the spokes...
Views from the top: back towards Laxey, and two down the glen - one showing the Manx flag, as you'd expect
I didn't investigate that pond further - if I had it might have confirmed if this is a statue of a salmon...
...because that's the salmon river again, down below
The cistern, which holds the water to power the wheel, sits behind here
Minerals found in the Laxey area
Entering the only part of the Laxey Mines that is still accessible...
Inside the mine: damp, and dark - unless there's a small crack above

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: GOOD FOOD AND BEER
Post-mine refreshment at the Shore Hotel, courtesy of their in-house Old Laxey Brewery
Sunday roast, served on a table with a ship's compass set into it? Don't mind if I do!
Laxey's finest watering-hole, advertising its wares
And for dessert, bonnag: the Manx answer to the Welsh bara brith

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: UP SNAEFELL ON THE MOUNTAIN RAILWAY
The leaving of Laxey
The train slowed as we passed the Lady Isabella again
The Manx countryside, along the Mines Trail
The remains of the end of the mine
The site of a former motorcycle museum - on the TT course, but out in the sticks
I wonder who Mari is?
Looking west at Sulby Reservoir, as the railway coils round the summit of Snaefell
Looking northeast to Ramsey, and the summits of Clag Ouyr (foreground) and North Barrule (background)
Looking east along the track we've just come up, and to Laxey
If not on top of the world, then at least on top of the Isle of Man - 621 m above sea level
The family having fun on the triangulation point helpfully took the next photo after I did the same for them...
...but I'd have broken more bones if I'd tried to get up on the pillar!
Another look at North Barrule and Laxey, but standing still this time
Waiting for the train that never comes?
The greatest driving road on the Isle of Man - the A18 Douglas to Ramsey Mountain Road, and an exhilerating part of the TT course
Seen from the summit: the Manannán leaves Douglas for Liverpool

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: THE RETURN TO LAXEY
Old Laxey harbour: the anchor was retrieved from a shipwreck in 1890
Another Triskelion: this time a cobblestone mosaic near the seafront
King Orry's Grave, part one, by the side of Ballaragh Road
King Orry's Grave, part two, practically in someone's back garden

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: IN AND AROUND RAMSEY
Ramsey's swing bridge, near the docks
Approaching Albert Tower
MONEY SHOT: Albert Tower, as seen on the 2004-13 2p coin - even if a bit of artistic licence has been taken
Albert Tower from the other side, showing the entrance

07.07.2013 – DAY FOUR: THE EVENING IN DOUGLAS
Douglas hails its TT heroes - Mike Hailwood in this instance
The start and finish line of the TT circuit, a permanent feature along the A2
The leaderboard: six laps of the Mountain Course, just over two hours, and you can follow it here
Evening refreshment from the Doghouse Brewery in Jurby, courtesy of Douglas' Albert Hotel
"Jough" - the Albert's house beer; it does translate as "drink", and it's really Okell's Bitter in disguise
The one hostelry I visited that evening - I didn't need to look for another

08.07.2013 – DAY FIVE: CREGNEASH
I have no idea what this gold hand is doing in this garden...
The thatched cottages of Cregneash
Harry Kelly's Cottage: a snapshot of Manx life in the 1930s
Harry Kelly's front room: complete with peat fire, though the peat is imported from Ireland
The attic and bedroom - Harry wasn't a tall man, presumably
The ornate sideboard with all its fine crockery, what looks to be a Triskelion coffee grinder, and some very fine Manx baking
Loaghtan sheep - alive and not on my dinner plate
A view from the other end of the village
Traditional linen manufacture: it was hard work...
...but this could be the result
Tasteful 1960s decoration in another farmhouse
Margot's Cottage and Karran's Farmstead
Church Farm's machinery
The farmhouse at Church Farm - painted in that familiar red, seen at the Manx Museum and Laxey Wheel, for instance
Making traditional patchwork - helped (or hindered) by Ginny the Manx cat
The dairy, complete with butter churn
The Threshing Machine
The house of chickens
Church Farm house, with the windows painted the same red as the walls
Ned Beg's Cottage
The two Neds: Ned Beg, literary hero and 19th Century champion of the Manx language, and Ned Maddrell, its last native speaker
Ned Beg's work, such as translating Aesop's Fables into Manx, and preserving Manx folk songs, survives interactively at Cregneash
A letter written by Ned Beg in 1899 - with translation of the local vernacular
The the two Neds would be proud of the 21st Century Manx language revival at Bunscoill Ghaelgagh

08.07.2013 – DAY FIVE: CASTLETOWN & CASTLE RUSHEN'S OUTER AREA
The entrance to the gardens at the rear of the castle
The Speaker's Gardens, named in honour of the former Speaker of the House of Keys, Sir Joseph Qualtrough
More of the outside gardens, with the statue of Captain John Quilliam and the accompanying compass-shaped fountain
Signposts in the gardens welcome us to Castletown - in English and Manx
The cannon outside the castle - donated much later after the buildings were finished
Castletown harbour
The main entrance, the innner gate, and the reminder of whose history we are going to see
The central keep, where the main body of the exhibition is
Cannons and stocks
Thatched huts - probably not original!
The inviting prospect of a walk round the walls
The central keep, from on top of the outside walls
Castle Rushen's famous clock, plus Triskelions - and one on the flag for good measure
MONEY SHOT: Castle Rushen clock, as seen on the 2004-13 20p coin
Castletown, seen from the outer walls
The cannons and stocks, from the outer wall
The Old House of Keys - one of Castletown's Story Of Mann attractions that I couldn't visit because I ran right out of time
The pile of logs concealing the entrance to the dungeon
Down you go, in you go, and now that's all the view you get for the next 20 years
The red light's burning bright tonight in the next-door dungeon

08.07.2013 – DAY FIVE: THE KEEP AT CASTLE RUSHEN
Mind the murder holes above the portcullis!
Apparently this contraption was to haul supplies up to the kitchen
Bishop Thomas Wilson's prison cell
A replica of the tombstone of King Magnus, the last Viking King of Mann - as seen at the Manx Museum
Another replica - of the Manx Sword of State, as seen for real on Tynwald Day
Replicas of the tools used to build the castle...
...is this why it took 300 years to finish?
Guarding the prisoners in the oubliette
The portcullis from above - the murder holes have long since been filled in
The usual residence of a high-ranking official - hence the en-suite toilet
Further rooms - one for a senior guard, and one above the gatehouse - a junior guard, maybe?
Attentive readers should already recognise James Stanley and Iliam Dhone on this information board
Satifying my inner numismatic geek, along with Castle Rushen being shown on a Manx fiver
Manx weights and measures, as were once governed from here
A reminder that this castle was once the obvious place for the seat of government, before the Old House of Keys was built
...and then the castle was used as a prison, with suitable medieval conditions for the inmates
Castletown, seen from the top of the keep, with Langness in the third picture
The Flag Tower
The Bell Tower
Castletown harbour, from up high
Another view of Castletown, with Castletown Bay in the background
The mechanism of Castle Rushen clock - missing for essential repairs...
Cannonballs of various sizes
The Medieval Banquet Hall
Tansy; a hallucinogenic and toxic herb best used sparingly and best kept away from Sue Perkins
If only that banquet was real...
"Don't drop the peacock!"
The fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh Lords of Mann; we've seen the seventh several times already - James Stanley
The Lords' Great Chamber
The Lords' Treasury
The Lords' New Dining Room, from the 17th Century
A contemporary world map in the dining room, which was remarkably accurate for the time - until we get to the Pacific Rim...
A map of the Isle of Man from 1598 is... not so accurate!
The Presence Chamber; James Stanley will tell you a story of his time as Lord of Mann
The kitchen - completing the circular tour that started at the goods lift

08.07.2013 – DAY FIVE: RUSHEN ABBEY
Further evidence that Manx National Heritage's quest for preservation will stop at nothing
The abbey's gardens have been used to grow fruit - used to make jam with - and for concerts
A model reconstruction of the abbey being built
The Old Corpse Road connection: the abbot of Furness Abbey, in Cumbria - home of The Crier Of Claiffe, so the story goes - was also in charge at Rushen
The Cistercian monks' diet: dull, dull, dull, dull, dull!
The monks were also sheep farmers? Good job they weren't Welsh...
A model reconstruction of the abbey at its peak, before Henry VIII took a sledgehammer to it
The abbot's lodgings, now turned into a museum of sorts, and where live archaeological digs are still taking place
Some of the exhibits on show: pottery, glassware and coins
Supposedly the MONEY SHOT: the 2000-03 20p coin may say "Rushen Abbey", but this canvas is as close as the place would get to the depiction on the coin. The wax monk at the House of Manannán was far more like it!
The Pigeon Tower, and the former site of the stairs behind it
The Chapter House - completely covered by vegetation until Manx National Heritage bought the abbey
The East Range
The church - symbol of the domination over the monks' lives
The Cloister Arcade
The West Range - fenced off as there's an archaeology project ongoing here
The South Range
The final shots of Rushen Abbey bring the "heritage" part of this five-day tour to an end

08.07.2013 – DAY FIVE: DEPARTURE AND THE AFTERMATH
When in the Isle of Man, do as the Manx do and go to Shoprite, supporting the local economy
The Ben-My-Chree waits for us in the harbour
One last ice cream before I go, at its primary outlet
I will...
All abaord the Ben-My-Chree
The Camera Obscura, one of the many things I couldn't fit in during my five-day stay
Leaving port...
A last look at Douglas and the Tower of Refuge
Fishing boats going about their business as we sail away
Looking south towards Douglas Head and Little Ness
Looking north towards Clay Head
That's what was making all the noise on the way here!
Irish Sea oil rigs and wind farms
This boat is on its way to Belfast
On board the ship by the bar
Constant reminders of who I've been sailing with, and where to... as if I could ever forget!
The Manx gold hoard: total value, £17.16 - and no, I'm not going to spend it!